Each year it seems that Valentine’s Day becomes more and more stressful than the last. If you buy into the advertising hype that starts a good month before February 14th, you would believe that buying your significant other a gift that costs less than 3 months salary makes you an awful person.
This year give the gift that any man, woman or child will truly love-pizza. I have done some informal research on top Valentine’s gifts so that I can present to you my reasons why #pizzaisbetter.
- Expensive jewelry: I once lost a pair of diamond earrings in the bathroom sink. Literally, money down the drain. Pizza is better because A) it doesn’t cost a fortune and B) it usually isn’t eaten in the bathroom, so no danger of losing it.
- Flowers: OK, flowers are nice, but Pizza is better because rather than wilting in 3 days, pizza supplies you with the nutrition that your body needs to survive. Unless you are putting your flowers in the compost pile, their life cycle will end in your home.
- Box of Chocolates: Boxes of assorted chocolates are SO annoying! Why would anyone want to guess what is inside your piece of chocolate before you bite into it?? (Apologies to Mrs. Gump.) Pizza is better because you get to see exactly what you are going to eat before you eat it!!
Anyways, you get the point. Order pizza this Valentine’s Day and everyone will be happy. Here’s a secret that isn’t public knowledge- there are some select Garlic Jim’s stores that will make you a heart shaped pizza on Valentine’s Day, but you have to call them on the phone and ask for it. This makes Valentine’s Day pizza extra special for your special somebody.
Whether it’s heart shaped or round, pizza is just better. And since we are talking about Valentine’s day, a Garlic Jim’s Famous Gourmet pizza seems to be in order. Trust me on this one.
Ciao for now!